Gee, Jimmy must have some lazy parents, huh? They just sit around the house and wait for the Canada Dry to come to them, courtesy of little Jimmy, their slave-son! Why do I think he drove hisself to the store, too? Mom and dad sure aren't gonna do it--they're too busy sipping on Canada Dry all day long!
At any rate, that is a great picture there at the top, isn't it?